Major league baseball is starting. And, with it the advent of expanded video reviews.
Years ago, I heard a cute story about three baseball umpires discussing their profession:
Ump #1 There are balls and strikes and I call them as I see them.
Ump #2 There are balls and strikes and I call them as they are.
Ump #3 There are pitches and they aren’t either until I call them!
Ump #1 There are balls and strikes and I call them as I see them.
Ump #2 There are balls and strikes and I call them as they are.
Ump #3 There are pitches and they aren’t either until I call them!